Hi, Guys! It's Me, T! Awesome, Guys!

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HI, GUYS! IT'S ME, T! School is back in session and I'm so excited about my new class! Usually I'm excited about how many of my students' parents I can seduce, but this year is different! I recently - well, I shouldn't say recent, as this has been an on and off affair for 20 years! - have been made so happy by a very special guy I first met in college, before I became a star. (HI, GUYS! IT'S ME, T!) He had a girlfriend, but that didn't stop me and my raging teen hormones from quenching my desires. The years went buy and I often thought of this man while touching myself. Little did I know that, as fate would have it, he would get rid of his fiance and he & I would be lounging in bed together, naked, basking in the morning sun! Oh, happy day! This is the beginning of a whole new me - or should I say, a whole new T! Hi guys! However, this re-kindled romance and teaching school can't slow me down! I will be cheering my gal pal Nancy Grace on while she competes in Dancing With The Stars, and I will be starring in the new Lifetime Original Movie, My Daughter Is An Athlete. Also, I hope you've been on the lookout for my fall fashion line - in stores everywhere! Wouldn't it be great if everybody wore a little T?!?