Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Xmas With Terry Wild!

Crank up those radios and sing along to the sounds of Xmas with a slew of Theresa Marie Wild's hottest hits!
Have Yourself A Terry Little Christmas
Silent Night, Terry Night
All I Want For Christmas Is T
Terry Got Run Over By A Reindeer
Terry Wild Is Comin' To Town
Terry Wild Rock (Jingle Bell Rock)
Hey Terry! (Hey Santa!)
T To The World (Joy To The World)
Hark! The Herald Wilds Sing
T. Wild Roasting On An Open Fire
Feliz Naviwild
Do You Hear What T. Hears?
Terry Baby (Santa Baby)
I Saw Terry Kissing Santa Claus
Rockin' Around The Terry Tree
It Came Upon A Midnight Wild
Christmas Through T's Eyes
Terry, It's Cold Outside
The Little Drummer T

And don't forget to make some hot chocolate and gather in front of the TV to catch some og TM's best holiday movies!

A Terry Wild Christmas, How Terry Wild Stole Christmas, Terry The Orange-Cheeked Reindeer, It's A Wonderful T, Yes Theresa - There Is A Santa Claus, Terry Christmas, Silent Night Terry Night.


Sunday, September 11, 2011

Hi, Guys! It's Me, T! Awesome, Guys!

T E R R Y W I L D !
HI, GUYS! IT'S ME, T! School is back in session and I'm so excited about my new class! Usually I'm excited about how many of my students' parents I can seduce, but this year is different! I recently - well, I shouldn't say recent, as this has been an on and off affair for 20 years! - have been made so happy by a very special guy I first met in college, before I became a star. (HI, GUYS! IT'S ME, T!) He had a girlfriend, but that didn't stop me and my raging teen hormones from quenching my desires. The years went buy and I often thought of this man while touching myself. Little did I know that, as fate would have it, he would get rid of his fiance and he & I would be lounging in bed together, naked, basking in the morning sun! Oh, happy day! This is the beginning of a whole new me - or should I say, a whole new T! Hi guys! However, this re-kindled romance and teaching school can't slow me down! I will be cheering my gal pal Nancy Grace on while she competes in Dancing With The Stars, and I will be starring in the new Lifetime Original Movie, My Daughter Is An Athlete. Also, I hope you've been on the lookout for my fall fashion line - in stores everywhere! Wouldn't it be great if everybody wore a little T?!?

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Hi Guys! It's Me, T!

Hi guys, it's me, T! I'm sad to say that my golf season has come to a close but I am thrilled about my gal pal NANCY GRACE competing on DANCING WITH THE STARS! Let's just see those judges try and get feisty with Nancy!
Also, I hope you all came to see me performing at Club Zanzibar in Toronto ~ I had a fabulous time and loved to meet and greet with my fans!
Now it's busy busy busy getting my classroom ready for the school year!

Sunday, August 21, 2011

"WILD" Music!

HI GUYS, IT'S ME, T! I had a fab time at my little housewarming party, thanks to all of my family, friends & fans who attended, especially those who bought me something! I've been considering running my very own radio station - WTMW - and I'm trying to come up with some playlists! Send in suggestions, but for now, here is a playlist of songs where I'm sure you'll find they all have something stunning in common!
Born To Be Wild (Steppenwolf)
The Girl's Gone Wild (Travis Tritt)
Walk On The Wild Side (Lou Reed)
Wild Boys (Duran Duran)
Wild Horses (Gino Vanelli)
Wild Night (John Cougar Mellencamp)
Wild Thing (Tone Loc)
Wild, Wild Life (Talking Heads)
Wild, Wild West (Escape Club)
Wild Women Do (Natalie Cole)
Wild World (Maxi Priest)
Wildside (Marky Mark)
Wildfire (Michael Murphey)
Hi, Guys! It's Me, T!

Friday, August 5, 2011

Hi guys, it's me, T! See that hot man to the right? He'll be playing my gentleman caller 'Ronald Goldman' in my new movie MURDER IN BRENTWOOD. It's based on the horrific murders of 'Nicole Brown Simpson' (who I will be playing) and 'Ron' (played by Marcus Mojo, in pic) on June 12, 1994, at 875 South Bundy Drive in Brentwood, California. We're currently casting for the roles of prosecutor 'Marcia Clark,' defense attorneys 'Johnnie Cochran' & 'Robert Kardashian,' house guest 'Kato Kaelin,' Nicole's friend 'Faye Resnick,' and Nicole's sister 'Denise Brown.'
Next, in July of 1995, a young woman named 'Monica Lewinsky' arrived in Washington D.C. as an unpaid intern at The White House. This gal, of course, was a brazen harlot who, along with the filthy President of the United States, 'Bill Clinton,' engaged in nine sexual encounters in The Oval Office between 1995 and 1997. I'll be playing 'Monica,' all other parts are casting. 'Linda Tripp,' a co-worker who secretly began recording telephone conversations between Monica and President Clinton; Judge 'Susan Webber Wright;' and First Lady 'Hillary Clinton.' Don't worry, fans - the blue dress and the cigar will be included in this flick, currently titled THE ILLICIT INTERN!
The world was shocked on December 25, 1996 when six-year old beauty pageant queen JonBenet Ramsey was found murdered in the basement of her family's Boulder, Colorado home. I will be playing her mother, 'Patsy Ramsey.' We are casting for the roles of her father, 'John Ramsey;' her brother 'Burke Ramsey;' suspect 'John Mark Karr;' Governor of Colorado 'Bill Owens;' and Boulder Police Chief 'Mark Beckner.' TIARAS & TRAGEDY will begin filming soon.
As always, if there are any real-life personalities you'd like me, TMW, to portray in a movie or television show, please let me know! xoxo

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

New From TMW Studios!

Hi, guys, it's me, T! I recently wrapped my role as 'Nancy Grace' in the new film YOU LYING BITCH!, which also stars Danielle Warfield as 'Casey Anthony.'
Currently, I'm in pre-production on a brand new movie, POM POM MOM! I portray 'Cindy,' a mom whose two cheerleader daughters, 'Lindy' & 'Mindy,' are denied scholarships because cheerleading is not considered a sport. What's worse, 'Cindy's' daughters are being harassed by nasty classmates 'Candy,' 'Mandy,' & 'Sandy,' students who hate whorish cheerleaders. When the vicious leaders of the PTA, 'Staci' & 'Traci,' mock 'Cindy,' she's had enough and goes over the edge! This will be a fun role for me since as you all know, I have my very own set of perky pom poms that I like to show off! Sis-Boom-Bah! Give me a T! Give me an E! Give me an R! Give me an R! Give me a Y! TERRY!

Sunday, July 31, 2011

Summer Fun With "T!"

Hi guys, it's me - T! Between swinging my stunning golf clubs, catching some hot flicks ("Jaws," "Ferris Bueller") on the beach, waiting for baby chickens to hatch, trapzing about with my gal pal Marcie, and seducing any man I can find, well - it sure has been a WILD time! For my long-time fans out there, I'd like to know if you have the correct answer to these classic TM questions! 1.) Do you have orange soda? And is it __________? 2.) I'm sorry, but I really have no __________ to see that movie! 3.) My name is not __________, and I am not your __________! 4.) I'm laying out after __________!